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Sopan Santun di Kantor: Tissue

berikut ini petikan percakapan dari sebuah milis tentang sopan santun di kantor. nama dan kasus adalah fiktif. jika terjadi kesamaan pada kehidupan nyata maka itu hanyalah sebuah kebetulan. selamat membaca dan semoga bermanfaat.


Doyan Ganti Nama™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:23 AM
salam pelangi diantara bintang-bintang,

saya markum, 26 thn dari Jakarta. di kantor tempat saya bekerja tidak disediakan tissue di meja masing-masing. alhasil saya membeli tissue sendiri. tissue itu saya letakkan begitu saja di meja. beberapa orang teman saya sering minta dan saya dengan senang hati memberikannya.

yang jadi masalah adalah teman (persis) di sebelah kiri saya. ybs selalu mengambil tissue tsb tanpa basa-basi. kalau yg lain suka memulai dgn "kum, bagi tissue yah" atau "wah tissue nya bagus nih keliatannya..boleh dicobain ga?"
tapi kalo dia langsung main ambil "srek..srek", dua lembar tissue melayang.

awalnya tissue itu saya letakkan di sebelah kiri meja (tepat di sebelah dia). kemudian saya pindahkan ke sebelah kanan. sepertinya dia tidak mengerti juga. sambil membungkukkan badan keseberang dia mengambil tissue saya "srek..srek", dan masih tanpa basa-basi!

saya sudah coba bilang kepada ybs "kalo ada orangnya minta ijin dulu..kum bagi tissue. kalo ga ada ya ambil aja"
eh ybs malah cengengesan "hehe..justru kalo ada orangnya lgs ambil aja. kalo ga ada baru minta ijin"

pertanyaan saya:
bagaimana menyampaikan hal ini kepada ybs?

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Ryo Saeba Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:24 AM
kayak temen gue aja, simpan di dalam laci tisunya.
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CronOS Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:26 AM
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coba e-mail ini diforward ke ybs.

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A r j u n a Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:27 AM
ini sih masih mending
di kantor blub (dulu)
ada yang ngambil tissue persis sama ama temen elo

pas tissuenya abis dan nggak beli lagi, dia dengan santai ngomong

"Tissue yang biasa di sini mana ya?"
"udah abis"
"Beli lagi donk!"
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azil Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:27 AM

Dik Markum, saya mengerti dengan masalah Anda. Sudah mencoba untuk
memindahkan ke sebelah kanan?

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Chiank Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:28 AM

ybs emailnya apa?

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Chiank Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:28 AM

saya
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azil Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:28 AM

sbs@startrek.or.id ?
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CronOS Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:28 AM
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ini sih masih mending
di kantor blub (dulu)
ada yang ngambil tissue persis sama ama temen elo

pas tissuenya abis dan nggak beli lagi, dia dengan santai ngomong

"Tissue yang biasa di sini mana ya?"
"udah abis"
"Beli lagi donk!"


*plak*



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azil Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:28 AM

*jrit slaah kteik

ybs@startrek.or.id

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azil Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:29 AM

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> > ini sih masih mending
> > di kantor blub (dulu)
> > ada yang ngambil tissue persis sama ama temen elo
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> > "udah abis"
> > "Beli lagi donk!"
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> *plak*


nampar ntub?
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Chiank Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:31 AM

hari
ini
kamu
lagi
lostfocus?
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Andry S Huzain Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:32 AM
coba tissue yang dimeja dikasih air merica..
saya yakin ybs akan segera memahami.

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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:34 AM
aku setuju sama ini
*lirik tissue yang baru diambil dari gudang kantor*
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Doyan Ganti Nama™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:37 AM
masalahnya bukan saya ngga mau ngasih jeng
tp mbok ya basa basi gt dulu loh
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Rolan, Henny Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:38 AM


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kalau tissuenya habis, simpen tissue baru di dalem laci.
kalo dia tanya mana tissuenya, bilang aja "habis, skarang giliran kamu dong yang beli."
kalau dia beli, berarti sebenarnya dia nggak berniat jahat. kalau dia bersungut-sungut dan marah, berarti dia nggak berniat jahat juga, tapi mungkin ada kepelitan yang tersembunyi di bawah alam sadar, jadi tissue baru markum nggak usah dikeluarin lagi dari laci.

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azil Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:38 AM

enggak, aku hanya lagi sebel sama rekan di sebelah kanan.
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Rolan, Henny Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:39 AM
wah kalo gitu, di kotak tissuenya ditempelin tulisan warna-warni indah: "basa basi Anda sangat berharga" atau apa lah gitu.
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Elephant Stone! Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:39 AM
mungkin dia agak ilfil sama yang basi kum
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Gempur SR Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:41 AM
HALAH!
TISUUE AJA GITU ...
YANG IKLAS NAPA!

*dengerin aagyn*

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Doyan Ganti Nama™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:42 AM
mungkin kata2nya diganti ya
"Cakep Only"
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Doyan Ganti Nama™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:44 AM
ini bisa menimbulkan stereotipe
secara ybs dari surabaya dan baru 8 bln tinggal di jakarta

*kirim tissue ke surabaya*
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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:44 AM
kalo tisunya kamu masukin laci meja, kan dia dipaksa untuk berbasa-basi dulu sebelum memintanya. lha wong udah kamu bilangin supaya minta ijin dulu, tapi jawabannya malah nggak lucu kok. kalo lucu sih nggak papa kali.
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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:45 AM
lah, di surabaya juga ada basa-basi kok. walopun bunyinya: "njaluk, cuk!"
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Arief Bayu Purwanto Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:46 AM

hwakakakakakakaka

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Gempur SR Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:46 AM
silaken, rik!

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mbah.dukun Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:48 AM
njaluk sak kotake dab! *pindah jogja*
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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:49 AM
"bajigur! ra modal ki piye?"
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azil Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:49 AM

jenguk mas lantip?

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hericz Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:51 AM
Emang sehari dia ngambil tisu berapa kali?

Coba dihitung mulai sekarang!

Saya beri waktu 3 hari

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A r j u n a Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:58 AM
masalahnya
markum kan bukan basa basi
tapi basibanget

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Rony Lantipp Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 10:19 AM
kamu ternyata lemah kum
sudahlah cowok bertissue, gak mampu pula ber-feminin-full

pukul tangannya dong pas ngambil, gaya ibu-ibu memukul tangan kalo ada yang nyomot penganan itu lho


ps: jangan lupa pake konde

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Gempur SR Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 10:28 AM


On 6/20/07, Rony Lantip wrote:

kamu ternyata lemah kum
sudahlah cowok bertissue, gak mampu pula ber-feminin-full

pukul tangannya dong pas ngambil, gaya ibu-ibu memukul tangan kalo ada yang nyomot penganan itu lho

ps: jangan lupa pake konde

ini fetish?

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nomor lima Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 10:30 AM
kasih tisu.bekas.com aja

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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 11:01 AM
jangan pake konde, ron.
nanti kita harus bikin artikel judulnya

MARKUM KESANDHUNG GELUNG

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Natural Born Junker Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 11:40 AM
mungkin karena kamu masih 26 tahun, Kum... :p

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Rolan, Henny Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 11:44 AM
*nonton engkoh yang sedang pamer umur*
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Narsum yang tidak jelas moralnya™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 11:45 AM
PERTANYAAN YANG BELUM DIJAWAB: TISSUE BANYAK2 BUAT APA SIH? KENAPA GAK PAKE TISSUE SAKU AJA

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Rony Lantip Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 11:48 AM
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PERTANYAAN YANG BELUM DIJAWAB: TISSUE BANYAK2 BUAT APA SIH? KENAPA GAK PAKE TISSUE SAKU AJA

ya kalo itu tak perlulah ditanyakan pri
zemua zudah tau, kerzaan si markom ini tak boleh jauh jauh dari tizzue
kalo klien minta blo...rrr...rrrr... gitu.. gimana coba?
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nomor lima Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 11:54 AM
blow cuci krembat

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mbah.dukun Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 11:54 AM
pasang toilet paper saja... biar susah nyobeknya.

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dedenf Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:02 PM
mungkin buat hasil dari bahan bacol

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MMC Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:26 PM
Pake saputangan aja Kum, pake peniti cantolin di kemeja.

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Narsum yang tidak jelas moralnya™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:29 PM
YOI PAKE SAPUTANGAN. BIAR GAK MENUH2IN BANTARGEBANG
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endhoot™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:32 PM
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AMBIL, BACOL .....eh BACOK!

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Enda Nasution Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:45 PM
GUE BELI TISU SEKOTAK, SIMPEN DI MEJA, BESOKNYA ILANG!

HAKAHKHAKAKA



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nomor lima Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:47 PM
LOH ELU KIRA SI MARKUM DAPET TISU SEKOTAK DARIMANA
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Doyan Ganti Nama™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:48 PM
GAG LAPOR KE KOMNAS HAM HON?
ITU SALAH SATU BENTUK PEMERKOSAAN HAK AZASI

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Doyan Ganti Nama™ Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:49 PM
ENAK AZZA! BIAR MISKIN TP BISA BELI TISU SENDIRI
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hericz Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Beli banyak kan lebih murah, sekalian investasi jangka panjang (beli sekali buat 1 bulan). Daripada beli kecil-kecil nanti setelah 2 minggu harga tisu naik gara-gara inflasi.


*kembali jaga parkiran*

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Sersan Ndang Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:21 PM
coba lu lakukan hal yang sama pada dia ... dan liat apa reaksi dia ... kalo dia masih gitu ... jangan simpen tisu lagi di meja, tisu simpen aja di tas, kalo masih kayak gitu juga (walo tisu udah disimpen di tas) ... baru tuh orang boleh di cabok

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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:24 PM
pantesan kamu jadi sersan mulu.
mana bisa markum melakukan hal yang sama pada si orang itu, lha wong dia nggak punay tisu di mejanya.
mikir dong, mikir!
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Natural Born Junker Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:25 PM
sersan mana bisa ... ah, sudahlah..

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antigravity Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:25 PM


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coba lu lakukan hal yang sama pada dia ... dan liat apa reaksi dia ... kalo dia masih gitu ... jangan simpen tisu lagi di meja, tisu simpen aja di tas, kalo masih kayak gitu juga (walo tisu udah disimpen di tas) ... baru tuh orang boleh di cabok

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Yulian Firdaus Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:27 PM
On 6/20/07, Doyan Ganti Nama™ wrote:

pertanyaan saya:
bagaimana menyampaikan hal ini kepada ybs?

Coba tissue-nya taro di laci
Dan tissue bekas lu rapiin dan tumpukin di sebelah kiri meja lu.
 


Sersan Ndang Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:30 PM
yah maksutnya jangan tisunya jeng ... sudah jelas orang itu mah gag punya tisu ... misalnya apa kek ... permen, pulpen, kertas , keyboard, mouse, komputer, monitor, kursi ato mungkin mejanya aja sekalian ...

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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:31 PM
YANG TEGAS KALO NGOMONG, KOH.
KALO BIKIN KALIMAT, SELESAIKAN!
KALO NGGAK BISA NULISA SAMPE BERES, JANGAN BIKIN EMAIL.
LAKI-LAKI BUKAN SIH?

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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:32 PM
kalo tisu aja nggak punya, apalagi permen?
kertas, pulpen, keyboard, itu kan semua inventaris kantor.

*getok-getok kepala sersan*
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Sersan Ndang Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:42 PM
hmmm tapi dia punya duit kan ? coba aja ambil duitnya.
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hericz Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 1:58 PM
Kalau udah bisa menyelesaikan kalimat, engkoh juga pasti udah kawin jeng.
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Joan Mack Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 2:39 PM
Kayak yang lain bilang, simpan di laci.

Kalau dia nanya, baru bilang bahwa tissue itu hanya diberikan kalau ada yang meminta.

Jadi kayak ngajar anak kecil deh.



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A r j u n a Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 2:41 PM
"tisunya mana?"
"ada di laci"
"taro di meja donk! biar gampang ngambilnya!
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Joan Mack Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 2:43 PM


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"tisunya mana?"
"ada di laci"
"taro di meja donk! biar gampang ngambilnya!

"Ogah!"
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hericz Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 2:45 PM


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"tisunya mana?"
"ada di laci"
"taro di meja donk! biar gampang ngambilnya!

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antigravity Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 2:49 PM
saran gw:

letakkan tisu (dalam kotak, seakan2 tisu yg siap dipake) dengan sesuatu yg lengket menempel di permukaannya (sebisa mungkin sesuatu yg lengket dan bikin jijik. atau "beraroma pandan"). jangan yg basah, biar tisunya gak ancur. biarkan dia mengambil tisu-dengan-sesuatu-yg-lengket itu, dan mengelapkan ke wajah atau lebih baik lagi ke mulutnya.

pas dia protes atau memaki "anjrit apa nih lengket2", itulah saatnya dikau memperingatkan. "MAKANYA NJING, UDAH GW BILANG NGOMONG DULU. MAKAN TUH TISU BEKAS ***** GUE."

atau kata2 lain yang lebih sopan, mungkin.

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Sersan Ndang Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 2:59 PM
pernah baca di satu majalah :

critanya di kamar mandi cewek ada cermin ... nah tiap ari tuh cermin selalu penuh ama bekas lipstik. walopun dibersihkan berkali-kali tuh cermin gag pernah bersih ... selalu saja kotor lagi kotor lagi .... akhirnya karena kesel si penjaga sekolah ngadu ke kepsek ... si kepsek langsung ngajak penjaga sekolah ke kamar mandi cewek sambil ngumpulin anak2 cewek. udah di kamar mandi si kepsek bilang ... "Nah anak2 ... perhatikan cara si Mang ini membersihkan cermin" ... tanpa banyak basa-basi si Mang Penjaga sekolah mencelupkan lap pel kedalam toilet duduk ... dan langsung mengelapkannya pada cermin.

Sejak itu ... cermin selalu terlihat bersih.

nah mungkin bisa diperlakukan seperti itu ?
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Neng Qudsi Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 5:29 PM
haha
baru mau cerita
ternyata udah di post
:p

ga ada cara lain kum buat menyelesaikan selain elo berhenti beli tisyu
atau mengikhklaskan

kalau gue akhirnya berhenti beli tisyu
soalnya tiap kali gue perlu
pasti udah tinggal dikit
rugi bandar
sama, pada ga minta ijin

akhirnya gue mutusin kalau perlu tisyu ke toilet aja,
kan dapet roll gede hihihihi
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Neng Qudsi Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 5:30 PM
rekan Azil memang pintar dalam memberikan solusi
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Neng Qudsi Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 5:34 PM
kalau ATK lain lagi,
departemen Marketing paling sering ngabisin ATK departemen gue
Ya tip ex lah, ya pulpen lah (paling sering pulpen dipinjem ga balik balik), ya kalkulator, post it
semua deh.
Masalahnya departemen gue cuma boleh rikwes ATK 8 bulan sekali
(ya ya ya, namanya juga bos jepang pelit sekali)
jadi kalo pulpen abis atau ilang, nombok sendiri
akhirnya untuk ATK, aku simpen di Laci
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Sersan Ndang Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 5:35 PM
nah ini bedanya orang indonesia ama orang eropa. buat orang indonesia tisu ya ... tisu ... mau itu digulung(roll) mau itu dilipet-lipet ... sama aja ... gag ada bedanya, nah coba kasih orang bule tisu roll-an saat dia makan .... meureun teu dicabok mah .... (pengalaman pribadi gw ini mah ....)

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Neng Qudsi Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 5:37 PM
orang gue pake tisyu roll cuma buat ngelap kaki kalau habis kecipratan becek
atau buat buang ingus kok
jadi kenapa musti nyabok

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yellow mango tart Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 5:45 PM
nyabok itu apa sih?

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Neng Qudsi Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 5:48 PM
nabok jeng

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Pria Berkupluk Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 5:57 PM

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"tisunya mana?"
"ada di laci"
"taro di meja donk! biar gampang ngambilnya!

"Ogah!"
"idih! sama temen sendiri aja pelit!"
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Sersan Ndang Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 6:05 PM
nampar ...

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nomor lima Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 7:18 PM
loh orang luar sono kan pake tisu roll buat cebok
jadi bayangin kalau di sini dipake buat ditaroh di meja makan
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Sersan Ndang Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 7:36 PM
itu dia maksut gw ....

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Natural Born Junker Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 8:53 PM


On 6/20/07, antigravity wrote:

saran gw:

letakkan tisu (dalam kotak, seakan2 tisu yg siap dipake) dengan sesuatu yg lengket menempel di permukaannya (sebisa mungkin sesuatu yg lengket dan bikin jijik. atau "beraroma pandan").


pengalaman pribadi ya Dod??
buset..diumbar ke sini....
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Neng Qudsi Wed, Jun 20, 2007 at 9:16 PM
akyu tau, jeng amen kalau tisyu rol ityu buat cebok

maksutkyu....
pake tisyu roll-nya juga kan ga dikasih pas makan.
Orang penggunaan tisyu-nya hanya untuk lap lap kaki kena becek,
dan buang ingus,
gityu lohhhh


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What's Your Name?

You entered: Federal Marcos

There are 13 letters in your name.
Those 13 letters total to 57
There are  5 vowels and 8 consonants in your name.

Your number is: 3

The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living.

The expression or destiny for #3:
An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.

The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip.

Your Soul Urge number is: 9

A Soul Urge number of 9 means:
With a 9 Soul Urge, you want to give to others, usually in a humanitarian or philanthropic manner. You are highly motivated to give friendship, affection and love. And you are generous in giving of your knowledge and experience. You have very sharing urges, and you are likely to have a great deal to share. Your concern for others makes you a very sympathetic and generous person with a sensitive and compassionate nature.

You are able to view life in very broad and intuitive terms. You often express high ideals and an inspirational approach to life. If you are able to fully realize the potential of your motivation, you will be a very self-sacrificing person who is able to give freely without being concerned about any return or reward.

As with all human beings, you are prone to sometimes express the negative attitudes inherent to your Soul Urges. You may become too sensitive and tend to express emotions strongly at times. There can be significant conflict between higher aims and personal ambitions. You may resent the idea of giving all of the time and, in fact, if there is too much 9 energy in your nature you may reject the idea. You may often be disappointed in the lack of perfection in yourself and others.

Your Inner Dream number is: 3

An Inner Dream number of 3 means:
You dream of artistic expression; writing, painting, music. You would seek to more freely express your inner feeling and obtain more enjoyment from life. You also dream of being more popular, likable, and appreciated.


Copyright © 2006 Paul R. Sadowski (http://www.paulsadowski.com)

Caroline - Murmurs

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Caroline Lufkin (stage name Caroline) is an Okinawa-born Japanese-American musician. Caroline's songs feature no samples -- dozens of live acoustic instruments, including pianos, harps, bells, guitars, strings and hand drums, are used. She is the younger sister of J-pop artist Olivia Lufkin. Caroline performed in Taiwan's Formoz Festival along with Nanase Aikawa on July 29, 2006. She was invited by her Taiwanese record distrubuter company, White Wabbit Records.

Discography

* "Murmurs" CD - Temporary Residence Limited 2006

Singles

* "Where's My Love?" CD Single - Temporary Residence Limited 2005
* "Sunrise" CD Single - Temporary Residence Limited 2006

External links

* Official Website
* Caroline's Myspace

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Lufkin"

The Birthday Calculator

Your date of conception was on or about 2 December 1980 which was a Tuesday.

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Virgo.
Your Life path number is 7.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is  2444841.5.
The  golden number for 1981 is 6.
The epact number for 1981 is 24.
The year 1981 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/5/1981 and ending 1/24/1982.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Rooster.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Bear; your plant is Violets.
 
You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
 
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 26 Av 5741.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 27 Av 5741.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.8.3.17 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 8 tun 3 uinal 17 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Tuesday, 24 Shavval 1401 (1401-10-24).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 19 April 1981.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 26 April 1981.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 4 March 1981.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 7 June 1981.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 14 June 1981.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 29 September 1981.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Sunday, 19 April 1981.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 3 March 1981.

As of 1/27/2007 11:27:20 PM EST
You are 25 years  old.
You are 305 months  old.
You are 1,326 weeks  old.
You are 9,286 days old.
You are 222,887 hours old.
You are 13,373,247 minutes old.
You are 802,394,840 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Kel Mitchell (1978) Claudia Schiffer (1970) Rachael Ray (1968)
Billy Ray Cyrus (1961) Tim Burton (1958) Elvis Costello (1954)
Willy DeVille (1950) Gene Simmons (1949) Rollie Fingers (1946)
Regis Philbin (1933) Sean Connery (1930) Monty Hall (1923)
Leonard Bernstein (1918) Mel Ferrer (1917) Van Johnson (1916)
Ruby Keeler (1909) Clara Bow (1905)

Top songs of 1981
Physical by Olivia Newton-John Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes
Endless Love by Diana Ross & Lionel Richie Arthur's Theme by Christopher Cross
Kiss On My List by Daryl Hall & John Oates Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield
I Love a Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbitt 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
Private Eyes by Daryl Hall & John Oates Rapture by Blondie

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.63444227005871 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

There are 210 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 26 candles.

Those 26 candles produce 26 BTUs,
or 6,552 calories of heat (that's only 6.5520 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.97 US ounces of water with that many candles. 

In 1981 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.
In 1981 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1981 in the US there were 2,438,000 marriages (10.6%) and 1,219,000 divorces (5.3%)
In 1981 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8  per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1981 the population of Australia was approximately 15,054,117.
In 1981 there were approximately 235,842 births in Australia.
In 1981 in Australia there were approximately 113,905 marriages and 41,412 divorces.
In 1981 in Australia there were approximately 109,003 deaths.


Your birthstone is Peridot

The Mystical properties of Peridot

Peridot is used to help dreams become a reality.

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Sardonyx, Diamond, Jade


Your birth tree is

Pine Tree, the Particularity

Loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, many disappointments till it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.


There are 332 days till Christmas 2007!
    There are 345 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning crescent.

Copyright © 2006 Paul R. Sadowski (http://www.paulsadowski.com)

Cover It Up

Ga jelas juga dari mana aku bisa punya album ini..tiba-tiba ada di hardisk aja. Setelah bertanya pada mbah Google untuk mendapatkan cover image ternyata informasi mengenai album ini hasilnya kurang memuaskan. Kesimpulan: sebenernya album ini terdiri dari 2 CD tapi yg kupunya cuma satu yaitu CD kedua.

Album ini merupakan kompilasi dari beberapa genre antara lain gothic, grindcore, err..dan lain-lain. Berikut daftar track CD 2:

  • Apoptygma Berzerk - A Strange Day
  • Love Like Blood - Angie
  • Underground Moon - Beds Are Burning
  • Dimmu Borgir - Burn In Hell
  • Type O Negative - Cinnamon Girl
  • Tapping The Vein - Cornflake Girl
  • Angelzoom - Crawling
  • Disbelief - Democracy
  • Life Of Agony - Don't You (Forget About Me)
  • Die Apokalyptischen Reiter - Dschinghis Khan
  • In Flames - Everything Counts
  • Sirenia - First We Take Manhatten
  • Evereve - House Of The Rising Sun
  • Samael - I Love The Dead
  • To Die For - In The Heat Of The Night
  • The Gathering - Life Is What You Make It
  • Amorphis - Light My Fire
  • Graveworm - Losing My Religion
  • Moonspell - Love Will Tear Us Apart
  • Umbra Et Imago - Rock Me Amadeus
  • Zeromancer - Send Me An Angel - Zeromancer
  • Paradise Lost - Small Town
  • The Kovenant - Spaceman
  • Blutengel - Stay
  • Therion - Summernight City
  • Tiamat - Sympathy For The Devil
  • Crematory - Temple Of Love
  • Nightwish - Where Were You Last Night
  • Sinner - Wherever I May Roam
  • Deathstars - White Wedding
  • H. I. M. - Wicked Game
  • Theatre Of Tragedy - You Keep Me Hanging On
  • The 69 Eyes - You're Lost Little Girl

Setelah diliat-liat lagi..ternyata dua2nya kupunya. Yes! Tapi sample nya dua track dulu ya..cape upload nya. Kalo mau dukung para artis dengan membeli CDnya di mangga dua atau glodok.

SALAM METAL!

Tomorrow

Lagu ini berasal dari film "Annie The Musical". Filmnya blom pernah nonton sih tp lagunya bagus. Liriknya sebagai berikut

    The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck in a day
That's gray and lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!

You're always
A day
A way!

Lagunya ada tiga:
Yang asli
Versi Rivers Cuomo
Versi Punk
sebenernya ada satu versi lagi dinyanyiin Lea Salonga. Menyusul deh!

ps: kalo linknya ga berfungsi berarti sedang di upload :P

Konfrensi Pers YZ

dapet dr milis

Gunjingan masyarakat mengenai kasus yang menimpa anggota DPR Yahya Zaini dan pedangdut Maria Eva terus bergulir kencang. Hampir di setiap tempat masyarakat membicarakan skandal seks anggota parlemen ini.

Gusar dengan pernyataan-pernyataan yang menyakitkan, akhirnya Yahya menggelar konferensi pers pagi tadi. Dalam pertemuan yang diselenggarakan di sebuah hotel
bintang lima di Jakarta itu, Yahya terlihat necis, meski ketegangan tak berhasil disembunyikan dari wajahnya.

"Sekali lagi saya tekankan kepada seluruh rakyat Indonesia," kata Yahya berapi-api, "bahwa barang saya tidaklah kecil! Apa yang saudara-saudara lihat di video itu hanyalah gejala sebelum pemanasan. Sesungguhnya barang saya sepuluh kali lipat dari itu. Jadi, tidaklah benar jika saya dikatakan sebagai lelaki yang memalukan bangsa Indonesia."

Nonton Yuuk

Udah pesen tiket nih92

You Rock My World

yea rite..
*secara abis denger radio*